Posts Tagged ‘best wedding jokes’

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.  -although may not be true any more

Q. Why is marriage is like a violin?

A. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

 

Marriages are made in heaven. Then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So, why’s the groom wearing black?”

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